Shahbano: (looking tired now): What else? Minister:Your Highness, fresh
riots have broken out between Hindus and Muslims in Grrrrindia. Shahbano: Is it that General
of Messistan up to his old tricks again?
M: It seems not Ma'am. It is the Monkey
group this time, wanting an eye for an eyelash, a tooth for
a chipped tooth, innocent lives for their frustrations.What's more
Shahbano: ( looking very unwell indeed): I think that's enough for today. I'll review the situation tomorrow.
So saying she leaves the court for her private chambers. (Next day in court):
Shahbano: How are things today? Much improved, I hope?
M: Shrub has gone even wilder, he
has attacked Badenistan.He is gleefully dropping bombs all over
the region.He called to speak to you.
We have conveyed to him that you are indisposed, and that you wish to see the end of the problem. To which he said, yeah sure, he'll take care of all problems including the Axis of Evil and Baden-Baden.He doesn't really get it, does he?
Shahbano ( furiously): I am going to have to banish him to a ranch
in Flexus.He can flex his muscles out there all he wants.The Might House
has affected his head.
The court of Empress Shahbano is in session.On her slender shoulders
rests the responsibility of a vast empire that stretches the entire circumference
of the earth.
She is assisted in her duties, by a panel of wise and eminent ministers
who have served her very well in the past.
Empress Shahbano is loved and revered by her
people.She has done much to ensure that peace and prosperity are
the order of the day.
However, the last couple of months have been very disturbing for her.Every
pours in from her various provinces that is very discomfiting.
Now she readies for another day, and hopefully some better news.
Shahbano: Yes Minister, please read out this morning's news.
Minister for Information: I'm afraid it's still not very good.